Earlier that day, as soon as Jon got into Biff's car, Linda made her way into Jon's room. He really did have such a cute sense of style, what with his pink bed and adorable makeup table. He had begged her for so long to get him one, she just had to give it to him. And it was the right decision, after seeing how his body had developed.
Zeus was right. Linda needed to find out what was going on with her eldest. Jon needed to respect his daddy the same way Linda respected him. At least that's how Zeus put it. Even though she didn't know where he came from, it just felt right to do exactly what he said. Plus, the way he rocked her world last night still made her moan at just the thought.
She got on her hands and knees (which felt strangely correct given she was still in her french maid outfit) and reached under Jon's bed. From underneath she pulled out a stack of magazines. Fashion, makeup tips, gossip, hair. That's strange. Nothing sexy at all. Didn't teenage boys usually think of nothing else? Linda moved on to his wardrobe. Plenty of cute dresses, skirts and various other outfits that Linda remembers shopping with him for. But no secret toys, or sexy lingerie? Was Jon so clean cut?
Linda's search lead her to the vanity, and opened the small jewellery box which was unlocked. Among the other rings and tongue stud, sat the same glittery pink stone Jon had left in the car yesterday. Linda picked it up. It felt so smooth and pretty. But nothing too scandalous. Jon always liked pink.
Linda sighed. On one hand, she was glad nothing strange was happening in here. On the other, was Jon always just strange. Maybe it is weird he loves all this girly stuff, and yet he's never gone out with a guy until today. What if this date was just a stunt for Jon to be bullied! Linda found herself speaking aloud "Oh Jon I hope you're doing ok! Sometimes, I wish you were more like the others your age."
Hiya Lin! Oh! That maid outfit looks fab! If only I could wear one, but like I'm just a magic pebble! So unfair!
Umm... tbh I've been kinda worried about the same thing, Lin. Jon isn't at all like the others his age. They text each other a lot more! How else can they get proper tips for dating hotties like Biff! I luuuuve KarKar, but Jon needs to have like way more friends!
Plus, and this is super duper important, he like barely even thinks about boys. Like, as if! If I was him, and I was holding me, I'd be like "Me, get me so many dreamy guys please and thanks" and I'd be like "Totally great wish you sexy little stone!" and then I'd say "Says the cutest wish granting slut this side of the dimensional wave!" and then I'd say...
Hmm... I got confused... HeHe! Anywho, Jon like totally needs to get the appeal of these hunks, just like the other girls!
PINK!
Linda had to shield her eyes from sudden flash of hot pink from the stone. As her vision came back, she saw on the bed nestled among the other magazines was a PlayGirl. On the cover, was a shirtless man in some tight briefs. That definitely wasn't there before.
Linda looked at the stone in her hand. Wasn't this in her hand when she found Zeus? Did this have something to do with her new husband? This was very confusing. More importantly, it was something very very strange in her son's bedroom, and she really wanted to show Zeus.
