Falling asleep, Jon felt all the stress of the day evaporate. Who knew possessing a rock that has the ability to give the wilder ultimate power over the universe could be so stressful.
In a slightly opaque vision, Jon found himself sitting in what looked like a dentist's waiting room. He could barely make out the people sitting next to him, although they looked vaguely familiar, as though looking into a steamed up mirror. In the corners of his eyes he could see a faint glow of pink as though he was sat in front of an LED, but when he turned his head to look it seemed to move away from him.
He was called to an room by the woman behind the desk, although he couldn't quite make out any details about her. He entered a room with the name "Dr Stone" on the front, and was met with an assault of the colour pink and the smell of artificial strawberry. Sitting in the middle of the room and clacking away at a computer, was a woman in what could only be described as the porn version of a nurse's uniform. Red fishnet stockings, with a short skirt and a navel that showed off her large assets on her chest. Blonde hair, long nails, big lips. There was one word to describe her look. Bimbo
"Like, hiya Jon!" She perks up. There was a huge smile on her face, but Jon thought there didn't seem to be single coherent thought behind her eyes. She stands up in her tall pumps. "Aren't we having the most fun! And it's only the first day! If you ever need anything babes, I'm right here!"
"What is this place?" Jon groans. He felt so sluggish in this dream world, like walking through soup. "Oh Jon, you can be such a ditz!" The bimbo giggled "Don't worry about it! Just remember, you're in charge sweetie, I just handle all the silly details. I'm like one of the best at it, that's what my boss says!"
"You're boss?" Jon was even more confused than when he fell asleep. The bimbo put her hands to her mouth in shock. Jon heard a rumble somewhere else in the facility, guttural and primal as if from a large creature.
"Oopsie. I wasn't supposed to mention him! You gotta get outta here!" With that, she bops Jon lightly on the forehead with her index and Jon is thrown backwards into a haze of pink. Jon woke up in his pink bed, sweat clinging to his newly curvaceous body. Great, now even his dreams weren't safe from this crazy new world. He looked down and in his hand he was still clutching the pink stone.