As Jon and Linda were pulling into their driveway, they were singing along to an old Katy Perry CD they found in the backseat. Jon suddenly remembered how much he loved this sort of music, songs should be bubbly and fun!
As they pulled in, Jon grabbed his shopping bags filled with new clothes and left the car. Linda looked over to the passenger seat and noticed Jon had left something there. She leant over and picked it up. It was a stone, as pink as her nails and covered in what looked like glitter. God knows what the boy had found.
As she exited the car, about to follow after Jon inside, Linda got a blip on her phone. Her BFF Rachel had sent her a post on Insta, a workout video of a large muscular man, sweaty and staring into the camera. Linda felt her knees go weak just looking at him. Rachel commented: "Doesn't he look just like that boy you used to date? Pity there's not many men like this around."
Linda couldn't help but agree. Her husband was lovely, buying her all the things she could ask for, and they have three lovely children together. But lately, things were stale. He just doesn't seem to enjoy her new style, and fuss he made about her lips back in the day! They were her choice!
Linda sounds out what she types back "I know babes. I wish... I could be with... a man like that... again lol"
Yummy! What an absolute beefcake! I see Jon got his great taste in guys from someone! We totes need to hook you up Linda.
Let's have a look at the husband. Oh no. Oh no no no. He's such a dweeb! He, like, respects women for their smarts or whatever like some sort of freak! Plus he hasn't hit the gym in like years. Ick.
Nope, we're going back to the drawing board on this one. One super awesome hunk coming right up Lin!
