As Jon moved to the mall entrance after his nail dried, he was still touching his lips. Jessie had kindly offered a free refill on collagen in case he wanted them bigger, but he quickly declined.
He also noticed for the first time his tan, or more importantly, his tanlines that were just underneath his shorts. Seems like they're back in fashion, Jon guessed.
Now how the hell was he getting home? KarKar seems to have driven off to whatever job she has in this new reality that pays her so well. Speaking of, was it modelling for Jessie that gave him his steeper bank account?
He decided the best thing for it was to call Mom. She would probably be just leaving the office now and could pick him up on the way.
"Hiya sweetie, how was the mall with Karyn?" Linda Gibson answered almost immediately as she was leaving the office in her formal suit.
"Oh it was totally thuper, we went thopping for thwimthuits, vithited Jeththie's Nailth and Thtuff and but now I, like, need a ride," Jon said. Damn this stud.
"Oh Jon, you know I can't understand you when you speak like that. And that tongue stud is doing you know favours young man!"
Jon sighed. "I with Mom could underthtand me."
Oh poor Jon, I totally know how you feel! Or I think I would, if I had a Mom. It feels super lame if your Mom doesn't like the same stuff as you.
Linda seems totally nice, but definitely boring. Like, not a single fashion magazine, only long and boring books! And those clothes! Linda girl, you've gotta have some standards!
She's been like this her whole life?! That won't do at all!
Linda pulls her dress further down as she leaves the office. Her boss always tells her it rides up a little high when she is sitting all day. But showing a little ass is never that bad of a thing! Plus leopard print looks so cute, and this dress really shows off her boobies!
As she walks to her car in her matching leopard print stilettos, she continues talking to her son. "Sweetie, I'm so jealous of that new tongue stud, you sound so cute! I think I might get one next, as a surprise for your Daddy! I'll pick you up on the way, we can take about that new episode of Jersey Shore. My boss nearly caught me today watching it instead of silly work, but I think he got distracted by my boobies! Best investment ever hehe!"
With that Linda hangs up and enters her car. In the rear view mirror she checks her makeup. Bright pink lipstick covers her huge lips. Ever since Jon was a young boy, he begged her over and over to lips just like hers. He was so excited when she took him to Jessie's. What a darling boy.
