Before he knew it, Karyn had whisked him into a shopping frenzy. Apparently this new Karyn has a keen eye for the latest fashion trends. Which she apparently got from Jon. Or a different Jon. A past non-Jon? All a bit confusing really.
One thing is for certain. Shopping looks way more fun when edited down to just a character pulling back a curtain over and over wearing different outfits getting their friends reactions, played along with a song like "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne or something like that.
Jon was bored stupid. Maybe in this stone's world this would be fun for him, but he'd almost rather school over this. But Karyn was loving it. Just seeing her face light up as she picked out a new bodycon dress, or a top which showed off her boobs in a fun way just made Jon's heart sing.
Despite all of this mayhem with the stone, Jon still liked her. Plus this extra oomph of femininity has really made being around her so exciting. Doesn't matter that he's wearing these silly clothes.
After showing him a unflattering jumper (which he of course shaked his head at), Karyn closed the curtains once more. Jon looked down at the rock. Maybe it's time to do something about it.
"I wish KarKar was my girlfriend"
Hey hey you you, I don't like your girlfr-
Um what the hell Jon, we're like in the middle of a cool montage! What's this? GASP! Your girlfriend?!
But Jon, don't you see she already is? She can like talk to you about anything! Boys, clothes, Kardashians. What more could you want? Unless...
Hmm, maybe what he needs is for Kari to be a bit more open about, like, sex and stuff. Maybe Jon has a crush on a cute guy and Kar-bear hasn't even asked him. Wow, Jon way to make a wish hard on a girl! I nearly tots messed that up!
PINK!
Now outside of the shop, Karyn has her arms linked with Jon as they walk towards their nail appointment. Jon's heart beats faster and he smiles. It worked! The stone freaking worked!
"Super excited to get these nails done babe," Karyn leans into Jon affectionately.
"OMG I know right?" Jon finds himself saying. Alright, maybe not the most boyfriend thing to say, but it works.
"Also, did you see Steve Farber working out on his Insta. He is sooo dreamy. He could get me on my knees any day!" Karyn smiles naughtily.
Huh.
