Remote

My calculations at the time had been way off. I mean... it was a remote control.
I naturally thought as with a TV remote it would have a Reverse/Rewind button,
but alas it turned out not to be that way. Who the hell puts small print on the back
in such small lettering that you can only see it with a magnifying glass. And as if
using the remote wasn't a bad enough decision those three long weeks ago,
I compounded it by deciding to use it on...