As soon as he could move, Jon ran for his cellphone. Picking it up, he dialed Karyn's number as fast as he could. Please pick up! Please pick up! Please pick up! he silently pleaded as the phone rang.
"Hello?"
He just about collapsed in relief. "Oh, Karyn, thank God you're there! This is bad, this is very bad!"
"Oh, Jon, what happened?" Karyn asked, her voice filled with concern. "Did you use the--?"
"Sarah has it!" he blurted out.
"What?!"
"She has the stone!" Jon cried. "She must have found out about it somehow. I don't know, maybe she saw us wishing before or something... but she... She took it and she w-wished..." he began to cry.
"Jon! What did she wish?"
But Jon couldn't answer. He was too busy staring at his chest as it ballooned outwards. "Oh, God, it's happening..." he whimpered, his voice a bit higher in pitch. "Oh, Karyn," he cried into the phone as his legs slimmed and his hair grew out, "S-she turned me into a stripper! She took my money a-and she..."
"It's okay, Jon," Karyn said after she growled obscenities at Sarah. "We'll set this straight. We just have to find Sarah, and get the stone back. Do you gave any idea where she went? ...Jon?"
Jon had temporarily set the phone down do he could remove his clothes and watch as his body transformed into a woman's. He stared in horror as his penis was sucked into his body and was replaced with an entirely set of equipment. She hastily grabbed the phone with her slim hands and put it to her head. "Oh, Karyn," she wept, "It's happened! I-I'm... a..."
"Don't worry, Lola," Karyn reassured her friend, "We'll get you your life back. You just need to tell me where Sarah went."
"Sarah?" she paused, trying to remember. "She said... Oh my God, Karyn, she's coming after you! She said... Wait, what did you call me?"
"Thanks for the heads up," she said sarcastically, ignoring Lola's question. "I'll try and make a run for it. What ever you do, make sure..."
A distorting wave fell over Lola, and when it passed she stood in a crappy apartment without a cellphone. In fact, there wasn't any phone. Just a moldy bed, dresser, and a small bathroom. She whimpered.
