Looking in the mirror in the lit hall, Karyn read her shirt. "Asian Airhead".
Her eyes began changing shape and turned a beautiful brown color before contact lenses shifted them to a crystal blue. Being unable to contradict her previous wish, her shirt left her hair long and blonde and her boobs enbiggened.
"Frick, I need to find a different shirt." Karyn muttered before wandering off.
What Karyn didn't see was the lettering hidden on the underside of her boob-tented shirt. "I Wish These Were Brains."
