Feeling uncertain, Jon tried to think of some kind of wish to get them out of this new threatening situation. "I ... I wish ... I wish that ..." What should he wish?! The otherworldly menace took this opportunity to push Jon, just a little in their direction. "I wish I had someone to have sex with too!" he yelled, suddenly feeling jealous of what the elves were doing. But the moment the stone glowed, that jealousy was gone, leaving Jon bewildered as to why he even made that wish. It just wasn't like him.
So how was his wish granted?