Sarah continued to smile like a cat with a mouse in its teeth "I wish...that you two really were the perfect geek couple. Jon, I know you had a thing for Ethel back when she was Karyn..and you still like her now, but you just can't picture yourself with a girl as big as a house. So let's change that: from now on, you love the way Ethel looks-every blubbery ounce! Why, no girl under 300 lbs even does a thing for you, Jon! And the way she smells whenever she starts sweating a mile and doesn't have any deodarant on hand...in fact, sometimes you ask her to skip deodarant before you go on dates or out to park...just so she gets nice and stinky for you. And
"Ethel...you don't fantasize about Jon's chubby wimply little bod...it's kinda embarrassing being with someone so much smaller...but you know how much he cares about you, so you're still willing to make out with him. No going too far though kids-neither of you will be able to have sex until after high school. Just say no to teenage geek pregnancy>" Sarah threw back her head and laughed.
"And Jon...you get excited watching Ethel cram her face with chocolate. Why, look-you're getting a reaction right now."
Despite himself, Jon peered down, looking over his round belly. Sarah was righ of course-her wish made it so. He didn't want to, but he was getting a little aroused at the sight of Ethel-his girlfriend Ethel's'-chocolate smeared face. She looked back at him with a semi-smile.
Face blazing with embarassment, Jon fled from the locker room, and out of school. He couldn't face anybody the way things were now. He just wanted to go home and cry.
