Jon was confused for a second and said "Wait, you want to know what those reasons are? It doesn't matter. Sarah didn't say what they are. We can change things, we can wish that the reasons are anything we want--and for both of us. It's easy. First of all, I wish Sarah would forget about the rock. Crap, and I just realized that I told you about her powers, so I probably won't turn back tomorrow. In fact, I won't turn back until after I give birth to these three."
"Hmm... I wonder who the father of each of our children is."