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"Hello" said Jon in a sultry female voice.
"Is Jon there?" said Karyn
"Karyn, I couldn't tell by that lisp, its me Jon." Replied Jon
"Jon? What happened to your voice? Its not a lisp, its that damn studs you put through my tongue! Oh, oh, oh, never mind gotta go, Voyager is coming on. I'll call you back before the Sci-Fi Channel runs its TNG espisode." said Karyn
"Karyn?" said Jon as the phone went dead.
Sarah was laughing.
"What's so funny?" asked Jon
"Well, I bet your girl friend is trying to figure out how Maryiln Manson could get a guest shot on a Star Trek show, and since she is YOUR girl friend, I was wondering if you were a lesbian? Maybe you could go to Star Trek Conventions dressed as dead trekies?" laughed Sarah.
"This isn't funny!" stated a naked Jon.
"Oh, but it is funny! Then again, maybe a couple of Goth trekies madly in love with each other would be just charming! I don't know who she will get otherwise?" laughed Sarah, "Then again, maybe I should make you both my slaves to do my bidding? That just might be fun. Then I could watch you change back and forth from guy to gal! Oh, oh, maybe I could give you a craving to do accordion Polka Music whenever you become a chick. With boobs that big I'd love to see you play the accordion! Ha, ha, ha" Sarah started laughing so hard that she dropped the rock.
