Karen walked right over and picked up the rock.
"PUT THAT DOWN" screamed everyone.
"No, enough is enough. I have had my fill of eating cum. How'd you like eight months of swallowing cum, let along having to eat enough to survive? So, I have put a lot of thought into this. Stone, I wish you'd explain to me how when wishes were thrown at Grandpa she didn't change, but when wishes were thrown at Jon she did change, and while you are at it explain why a wish for all men to desire to fuck Jon became actually all men fucking Jon and just how the hell am I a Cum vampire when I can go out in the daylight?"
"rasamatise, damn, stupid leave me alone" said the Stone.
"Hey, you, it was a wish, speak up!" demanded Karen.
"Yea, I am knocked up, and she didn't wish for all men to fuck me?" said a disbelieving Jon.
"Yup, I happened to find a audio tape a kid had running during the big showdown. Seems, when she wished for Grandpa to change it was no effect, but when she wished for you to change, you did. Then when she wished for all men to desire to fuck you and it became all men actually trying to fuck you." Said Karen and then turning back toward the stone added "Now, comply with the wish!"
"Fine, fine, fine. There's a time limit. Wait 72 hours and you can undo or change just about any wish." Said the stone dejectedly.
"You never told me that!" screamed Grandpa
Grandpa was answered by silence.
"I wish you'd tell me why you didn't tell me there was a time limit on preventing a change to wishes." Said Grandpa while holding the stone.
"Duh, you didn't ask." Said the Stone.
"Oh, then I wish I could be 21 years old!" squealed a happy Grandpa and nothing happened.
"I wish you'd tell me why nothing happened after my wish." Said Grandpa.
"Because the last wish you made was Quote I wish I could be a young beautiful girl forever and nothing can ever change that. Unquote. You never specified age and you prevented me from being used again to effect you." Said the Stone.
Grabbing the stone Karen said, "I wish I no longer had a desire to eat cum and wish that I had a normal human metabolism for a girl my age."
"Yea, it works, NOT!" said Jon.
"Yea, put the rock down and have your Carlyle stew." Said Mom
Karen looked a little dejected and sat before the piping hot bowl. Then the aroma entered her nostrils. She had an immediate and violent reaction, barfing into the stew. "Oh, this is so damn gross. I want a pizza!" said Karen after she finished puking. She hesitated and added, "Wait, wait, wait! I WANT A PIZZA! I LOVE PIZZA! This is wonderful!"
Then she ran around the room in happiness hugging Grandpa, Mom and hugging and then kissing Jon. Then she began feeling Jon up and trying to run her tongue down Jon's throat.
"Hey!" said Jon as she pushed Karen back.
"Oh, come on Honey, you know you want Damn, I am a lesbian now!" stated Karen while turning toward the rock.
There appeared to be chuckling filling the room, it was coming from the rock.
"I wish to know why I am a Lesbian!" said Karen while holding the rock.
"You are a lesbian because lesbians don't generally like to eat cum." Smirked the rock.
"You know my wish wasn't worded like that." Said Karen and she was answered by silence. Looking back at the rock she said, "Ok, I wish you'd tell me how you can make me a lesbian when that wasn't my wish."
"I have the ability to grant wishes and the free will to change them however I want as long as they are not specifically broken." Said the Stone.
"Give me the stone! The pregnant lady needs some consideration!" said Jon.
"Sure good looking, Oh, well, you do look good Honey" said Karen while handing the stone to Jon.
Jon held the stone, opened her mouth and then closed it. She put the stone down and started to cry.
"What's the matter Honey? Just wish the baby away." Said a very concerned Karen while the group gathered around.
"It's my baby. I love my baby. I don't want to hurt my baby. I want to see it grow up. I want it to have a normal life. I don't want it part of this freak show we have become. I want to be the mother of my child. I don't want my baby taken from me and I don't want to be a hole for every dick in the world." sobbed Jon.
They all held Jon while she sobbed. Even Mr. Carlyle though incapable of crying or moving, lay in the corner dribbling. They remained this way for several minutes.
Then Karen picked up the rock and said, "I wish you would tell me if there is a way for you to grant Jon's desire to be the mother of his child in the fashion she intends."
"Damn specific wording" said the rock and it quickly added, "Yes, this can be done, for a price."
