Erin stared, dumbfounded. Her friend Lisa had just walked in the door, right up to Lauren, and given her a kiss on the cheek. "Hiya, sweetie," she said. "Waiting long?"
"Li... Lisa?" said Erin. "But you... and her... I mean..."
"What about it?" asked Lisa, hugging the naga girl.
"I didn't know you were gay," said Erin. "Or... well... into transformees," she said.
"Actually," said Lisa, "I'm bi, and I'm adventurous. Trust me, once you go mutant, yo never go back."
John chuckled. "Yes, well, you never did think I was unique enough for your tastes." He turned to Erin. "Lauren here is the reason Lisa left me a year ago."
Erin simply boggled, and her legs slowly slid out from underneath her, leaving her in an odd sitting position on the floor.
"Oh, dear, are you alright?" said John, and Lisa and Lauren dove down to her, asking questions faster than she could answer. Was she hurt? Did she need some water? Some air? Erin couldn't take it all in at once... this place was overwhelming, and she'd only been here five minutes.