Erin started buttoning up the shirt and then paused, staring at him. He was handsome. He was hot. He could read her mind. He was everything she wanted in a man... and then she started to wonder if she wanted more.
"John...?" she asked, slowly.
"Yes, love?" he asked, continuing to dress.
"I... I mean, I know you're okay with how I look... If there were a way to turn you into half-spider, would you do it?"
John looked at her quizzically, but he could see she was serious. "You're --- well, humm, there's a thought I hadn't considered." He pondered it a moment, looking at the pretty leggy lady.