"Oh it's you two. You know you're early right? I didn't take you two for the study type."
The two Ashleys smiled and marched towards their professor, speaking in turn.
"Professor, teach us how to Ashley."
"I need extra lessons on the theory of Ashley."
"I have so many questions to Ashley you."
"Won't you be an Ashley and Ashley for us?"
"Too much brains, not enough looks. Aren't you Ashley'amed of yourself?"
The professor tried to back away, but their words got into her ears and her eyes went dull. "What ashley you- are you doing? My head feel so... so Ashley."
Her hair started to turn blond and bobcut-like. The two marched in on her, feeling her up seductively.
