At that moment than and there, Ashley got a strange urge. She couldn't describe it, it came out of her lips naturally and than flowed as easily as if she'd been speaking it her whole life.
Ashley put her finger on the nerdling and grinned. "Poor little twerp, Ashes to Ashes we weep soundly as Ash lays, Ashley decides you need to Ask me about Ashley. Do you think Asking ley more Ashley is bad? No need to be shy, don't lay shy when ashley comes asking, ashes to ashes upon Ashleys doorstep."
"What- wait, what are doing? Stop that, you're not ready yet!"
The girl's eyes went glassy and her hair started to turn blond. She gained some of Britney's bob but it had her bangs set up a diagonal slant over her face, ending not shoulder length but bouncing round, higher. "I have to do what? Do I even want to Ashley what you just said? WHmm? No I didn't mean to ashley, I'm not so Ashccustmed to askLying this- what the?"
Britney looked onwards with a combination of horror and pride at her creations work.