The soap golems screamed in agony as they ran through the wooden mulch, as if someone poured acid on them. It seems the slightest dirt had a rather fatal effect.
In a last ditch effort they all held hands and pressed each others bodies together, becoming one and greatly increasing their mass. The new Soap Golem stood 3 as tall and towered over John.
Shrugging, John took the whole box of shavings and threw it over it. It fell over like lead and screamed in agony before dissolving away into nothingness.