"I'm going to be right back sweetie, I'll just be in the bathroom" the girl said. She walked into the girl's restroom in the back, wondering what kind of weird store this was. The last thing she saw was that ever-smiling, perky store clerk eyeing up her boyfriend. She swore that if she did anything, she was going to pay.
A minute passed and the girl walked out. "Stan? Stan are you here?!" Much to her surprise, her boyfriend was gone. "He said he'd be right out." She looked around the aisles of the strange store back and forth, than peaked out of the store. He was completely absent.
"Hello can I help you miss?" Out of nowhere the strange clerk approached him, spooking her. Her thousand yard stare and ever-present smile sent chills down her spine. "I'm looking for-"
"Looking for what? A new pair of panties, a lacy bra? How about some new fresh hose, straight from the rack!" An identical looking woman said. The girl yelped. Now she didn't just have one bizarre employee to deal with but two? This was too strange, like an episode fresh out of the twilight zone. The twin joined the original and they quickly chit chatted in sync, perfectly alike in every possible way right down to their perky smiles and lively demeanor.
"You two are... twins?!?"
The two merely blinked.
"Oh whatever, he must have got called in to work or something. I'll see you weirdos later." The girl took off, glad to have left the strange store as soon as possible. And happy that hopefully her boyfriend left too, she saw her eyeing him. She'd make sure he wouldn't have anything to do with her, that much she guaranteed. She felt so smart and assured.
