"Genie, I wish that you would pretend to be my girlfriend."
All at once Genie's eyebrows shot up and she desperately tried to think of a way to twist this wish, because if any wish needed twisting, it was this one. While she had no memory of being human anymore, she knew somehow she used to be a man, and also that she had never been with a man. She had no intention to start, particularly when it was against her will. But then, she was a slave, and her will had no matter on the world, right?
She raised her arms and bowed, still more surprised than supplicating, "Your wish is my command, O Handsome Master."
Handsome. She had never called her Master's handsome before. Oh no. Oh no oh no. Then smoke rose up around Genie and enveloped her, like she was about to go into the lamp. But when it cleared, she was still in her Master's place. But he seemed different. She admired the arch of his eyebrows, and the strength of his chin, his soft, soft lips, which she wanted to kiss. She wanted her Master to scoop her up, wrap her in his strong arms.
"Well, did it work?"
"O Master, of course!" Genie said, delightedly, running up to him and throwing her arms around his neck, then kissing him. It was a bold move, un-servant like, and she chastised herself for it. But it also felt so goooood to kiss her Master. He put his hands on her waist, and it made her heart twitter, even as he gently pulled her off him. He was taller than Genie by a few inches, so she had to look up at him, a broad smile over her face.
"Well."
"I love you," Genie said.
"Good, I'm glad. Look, my ex is coming by to get some of her stuff soon, so I need you to keep that up."
"Ex? Master, what will you have me do to her?" How could anyone break up with her Master? The concept of voluntarily leaving a relationship was foreign to Genie.
"No. No, it's not like that. No doing anything to hurt her, got it?"
Genie nodded. "Of course, O Benevolent Master."
"Good. Look, I don't know when she'll be coming by and I still need to get ready. So, can you go back into your lamp for a bit?"
"As you command, Master." Genie said as her body turned to smoke and wafted back into her home, but not before swirling around her Master and boyfriend. She wondered, if she was to do nothing to his ex, what did he want Genie to do at all?
