"Adieu, my young dum-dums," Gazoo chirped, waving a small hand in farewell. "I'll see you sometime soon, no doubt. Until then, keep our secret safe." And with a final nod of his big helmeted head, he vanished, leaving the boys standing under their tree, their world forever changed.
In the days that followed, life resumed its regular pace for Fred and Barney. School, homework, house chores, the occasional run-in with their parents. But underneath the mundanity of their everyday lives, the secret they harbored set them apart, a shared excitement and fear only they understood.
As Saturday arrived, they took to their regular routine of riding their customized bikes to the local high school. The cool wind swept through their hair as they pedaled through quiet residential subdivisions and scenic back roads. The promise of an afternoon playing games on the superior computers in the school's lab kept their spirits high.
"Y'know, I've been thinking about Gazoo," Fred said, once they were sure they were far from prying ears. His gaze remained on the road ahead, but his voice dropped to just barely strong enough to be heard over the wind of their passage.
"Yeah?" Barney queried, maintaining a steady pace alongside Fred. "What about him?"
"Think he's out there right now, somewhere on our planet, hunting for this... unobtainium?" Fred asked, unable to keep the wonder out of his voice.
Barney chuckled. "Probably. At least, that's what he said he'd be doing."
"I just can't believe it's real, you know?" Fred continued. "I mean, we met an actual alien! And we're helping him! It's wild."
"It is," Barney agreed, grinning despite himself. "And we can't tell a soul. Crazy, isn't it?"
"Crazy," Fred echoed, his heart hammering with a mix of excitement and trepidation. "But, man, it's gonna be one hell of a ride."
"Let's just hope we don't crash and burn," Barney replied, reaching out to lightly punch Fred's shoulder as as they coasted down a hill. Fred yelled in mock indignation and picked up the pace, forcing Barney to pedal harder to keep up.
The end of their bike ride saw Fred and Barney locking up their trusty steeds on the school's nearly empty bike rack. Hearts racing from the faster-than-normal journey, they navigated their way toward the school's inner courtyard. Their past explorations had taught them that these were the doors most likely to be left unlocked, offering them the quickest route to their gaming haven.
However, as they turned the corner, Barney's sharp eyes caught sight of something unfamiliar. His hand shot out, gripping Fred's arm and pulling him back just as he was about to stride confidently towards the doors.
"Wait, Fred!" Barney hissed, pointing at the unfamiliar glint of metal just above the entrance. "Cameras."
Fred's eyes widened as he followed Barney's pointing finger. Sure enough, a sleek, state-of-the-art security camera had been installed, its lens sweeping the courtyard with an unblinking gaze.
"Shit," Fred muttered, falling into step beside Barney as they retreated out of the camera's line of sight. They hunkered down behind a large, leafy bush, their conversation low and intense.
"Do you think they monitor those in real time?" Fred asked, glancing nervously back at the camera.
Barney shrugged, frowning. "Maybe. Or they might just review the footage if something goes wrong. I'm sure they've already recorded us riding up to the school. Either way, we can't risk getting caught on camera doing anything like trespassing.
"You're right," Fred conceded, running a hand through his untamed hair. "We need a new plan."
Barney nodded, a determined spark in his eyes. "Yeah. Let's figure this out, Fred. After all, we've overcome bigger challenges than this, right?"
Fred chuckled, his nerves easing slightly. "Yeah, we sure have. We've got a freaking alien on our side, after all."
Just as they were deep in thought, a familiar green figure materialized overhead, floating down to meet them with a puzzled expression on his face. "Well, this is quite a peculiar situation. Why are you two dum-dums hiding in the bushes?"
Fred and Barney explained the sudden, inconvenient addition of security cameras that could get them into trouble and why they wanted to get into the building in the first place. Fred, always the first to seize an opportunity, asked, "Hey, do you think you could… you know, fix it? So, the cameras can't see us?"
Gazoo chuckled, crossing his arms over his chest. "Oh, child's play! Cameras can't see me anyway." He casually pointed at one of the cameras, and a line of electric blue energy snaked out from his fingertip, connecting with the device. It shimmered momentarily, bathed in a strange, ethereal light, before settling back to its original state. A shimmering further away caught Barney's eye, showing that it wasn't just that one camera affected by Gazoo's zap.
"All done," Gazoo said nonchalantly, dusting off his hands. "These camera systems are now blind to the two of you. They'll stay that way until they're upgraded or replaced."
Fred grinned, his eyes shining with excitement. "That's incredible, Gazoo!"
But Barney, always the more cautious of the two, had one more request. "What about the doors? Can you make it so they'll always be unlocked for us?"
Gazoo raised an eyebrow, regarding Barney with a mixture of amusement and respect. "Hmm," he murmured. "A clever request. Are you two going to use this oddly specific minor superpower to be little vandals or thieves?" After receiving their assurances they only wanted to play with the computers he snapped his fingers; this time there was no obvious effect in sight. "Alright, it's done."
As Gazoo vanished with a pop, leaving the boys alone once more, Fred and Barney shared a look of pure exhilaration. Thanks to their alien ally, their path was clear. Their weekend gaming tradition could continue without fear of discovery.