Jon was mulling over what to do with the stone when his phone rang.
"Hi, it's me," Karyn said.
"Hi."
"Can I come over?"
"Sure."
"Are you using the rock?"
"Thinking about it."
"Want to use it irresponsibly together with me?"
"What?"
"Do you want to use it irresponsibly together with me?"
"That wasn't at the top of my to do list. I hope you're being sarcastic. Do you have something in mind? By the way, what are your opinions on what has already happened to you?"
"No, I don't have anything specific in mind, yes, I was being sarcastic, I intend to very carefully choose any wishes I made, and I have decided that I like the breasts. They are not that big. And I just like them. They weren't too small before, there's a good range, and they were in the middle of the range before and they're in the upper band of the range now, but that's not a bad thing. But the dumb blonde hair has to go."
"I can fix that right now, if you want."
"Really?"
"Yeah. I'm getting the stone, ready?"
"Ready. Wait, what are you going to do."
"Nothing you need to worry about so relax. Listen up. I wish that Karyn had a long blonde wig on, and her original hair underneath would be as before her earlier wish."
A few seconds of silence over the phone long.
"Ha ha! I just took off the wig! That was easy! That was actually silly. Good idea though. Of course. I HAD long blonde hair. Because you specified I had a wig on. It just wasn't attached to me."
"Back to your ginger perfection."
"Hey! I'm not a ginger."
"Well, no, I didn't mean that as a bad thing, but your hair is kind of orangish, in a good way, I mean, you know what I mean."
"Yeah, but still, don't call me a ginger, please."
"I know, you don't look like Pippi Longstocking or the Wendy's girl with the freckled complexion thing, I didn't mean it like that."
"Good, because everyone knows gingers don't have souls," she said chuckling.
"Just like Japanese people. I know it's true because they said so on South Park."
"Well anyway, don't wish for anything crazy until I get there."
"I wasn't planning on using it at all until you called me."
"It's kind of unfair that I'm at your mercy."
"You're at my mercy?"
"Well you know, you have the stone, and if I want to use it, I have to go over to your house."
"It is my rock. But you know Karyn, I'm not against sharing it with you, we can trade it between each other, you have it for a few days, I have it for a few days. I think you would use it responsibly, now that you know what you're dealing with. Obviously it is silly of me to claim ownership over the cosmic powers over the universe just because it happened to be given to me by my grandfather. This thing kind of goes beyond petty human ownership. But I'm probably as good an owner as any, and I'll agree that you probably are too."
"Still, it's... wait a minute, can you just wish for me to be teleported straight into your room?"
"I guess so. I wish..."
"Wait, let me hang up the phone and get ready, and tell my parents I'll be out for a while."
"Ok."
"Wish for me to be there in 3 minutes, all right?"
"Ok."
"See you in 3 minutes Jon," she said before hanging up.
Jon twiddled his thumbs and 3 minutes later wished her into his room.
"Hi Karyn," Jon said.
"It's still kind of inconvenient."
"Maybe it should be inconvenient," he said.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I mean, it shouldn't be too easy to just wish for everything you want. There could be accidents. Like before. There should be some sort of barrier to just wishing willy nilly for anything. On the one hand, I do wish we could just get all our wishes granted at any time without even touching the stone, just by thinking about them, but on the other hand... on..." Jon felt the warmth in his hand. "Oh shit what did I just say!"
"What did you just say? What do you mean?"
"Karyn, it just granted my wish!"
"What wish? Wait a minute, you mean when you said... oh my god!"
"Karyn, don't think of anything, give me a moment. Wait, I have an idea." Jon continued holding the stone. "I don't know if this will work, but I wish that any wishes we make without holding the stone will only be temporary, and can be countermanded by later wishes."
"Can you wish for that?"
"I don't know. But if I wish to be able to do that, before the wishes to follow, maybe that will define the characteristics of the wishes to follow, since I'm not wishing to change the characteristics of the type of wishes directly wished for by the stone. Or maybe at least they will be less powerful wishes than the ones done with the stone and can be undone with the stone. We'll have to test it."
"So you're saying, all I have to do, is wish for something and it will come true?"
"I think that's it. I'm afraid you don't even need to say it out loud with the w word because of my stupid phrasing. And here I thought my hands were the right hands for the stone."
"I wish I had a one dollar bill in my hands right now," she said aloud. It appeared.
"I wish it was gone."
The one dollar bill disappeared.
"At least they are less powerful wishes than the ones done directly with the stone. Or in a way, more powerful. Or less restrictive, at least, since they can be undone. I guess we just got the power to grant our own wishes, but without the limitation of them being unerasable."
Jon suddenly turned into a kangaroo.
"What? What the!" Jon the kangaroo said.
"I'm sorry! It just flashed into my mind! It wasn't on purpose! I couldn't help think it. I'm lucky I didn't turn you into an... oh no, I'm so sorry!" Jon turned into an elephant. The elephant in the room almost filled the room, and almost crushed the bed and fell through the floorboards.
Jon quickly changed back to human. "Oh my goodness this is dangerous. What's going to happen when we go to sleep, and dream? Are we going to manifest all sorts of crazy things into reality? Is it going to be like that movie "Sphere"?"
"Sphere?"
"You know, the movie made by the same guy who did Jurassic Park. They find a spaceship at the bottom of the ocean?"
"I never saw it."
"Basically they're in the same situation. They go inside a sphere that sent a ship from the future, well, never mind, bottom line, it makes them, well, just like this. Lots of people die."
"Great. Or the end of Ghostbusters," Karyn said.
Slam. The room shook. Something had shaken the Earth. Slam. There it was again.
"Thanks a lot, Karyn, now I just wished a Staypuft Marshmallow Man into existence."
They both wished it away.
"This could be dangerous," Karyn said.
"That's just what I was saying!"
"It's too easy. All I have to do is wonder for a moment and think about something happening and then it happens, like if I tell you quick, don't think about cats, you can't help but..."
"Bluurrbbbbbbb....bbbb..bbb!!!!!!" Jon was vigorously and involuntarily vomiting a horde of cats into existence.
"Oh no, Jon, stop thinking aboutttt aahahhh!!!" Karyn too was spewing out cats from her mouth.
"Ok, Karyn," she thought to herself, since her mouth was occupied, "think about something else, think about something else, think about..."
Suddenly Karyn and Jon were on the bed. Having sex. The cats the two of them had produced were all around, looking at them.
"Oh no, Karyn, I'm so sorry! I'm going to... I can't stop it from happening... what?"
Karyn was now a boy, Jon was a girl, and Karyn was ejaculating inside of Jon.
"Oh my god!" Jon said, convulsing in orgasm. As a girl. Jon couldn't help but take perverse enjoyment out of it... and wish for it to continue.
"I'm sorry Jon, it just popped into my head!" Karyn said.
"Don't apologize Karyn, I wished for it too."
"Oh."
"Please don't think less of me, it just..."
"It's ok Jon, we both wished for it. And I think we both wished for more of it, and to enjoy it more. And now we both want it more and more." Karyn could hardly believe how much he liked pumping semen into Jon's tight cunt... could hardly believe he... he ... was thinking such words, in those terms.
They both lay there for several minutes, enjoying the moment, which soon became more than a mere moment, both wanting the orgasm to continue. And so it did, Karyn's new manhood involuntarily pumping fluids into Jon, Jon's new womanhood involuntarily sucking on it, the two of them kissing. It was beyond their control, and the two of them couldn't have made it stop if they wanted it to, which they didn't, and that's precisely why it didn't stop.
"I guess of all possible things for our ids to settle on, this is pretty civilized," Jon remarked.
"I think I love you, Jon," Karyn said. "Does that mean I really love you, or did you wish for it, or did I wish for it?"
"Does it matter? If you didn't before, I think we probably can't help but both wish each other to, and it's self-fulfilling, so we can't help but love each other."
"That's disturbing," Karyn said.
"Maybe in principle," Jon said. "But I think we needed to love each other a bit at the beginning as a seed to start with anyway. And I really like loving you."
"Me too," Karyn said.
A few moments of silence passed. A pregnant pause, you might say.
"Want to try being the girl?" Jon asked.
"Maybe a little later," Karyn said. "For now, I really want to continue coming inside you. I guess that's probably self-supporting too, I want to keep doing it, and I want to keep wanting to do it, so I keep wanting to do it and I keep doing it, and it causes me to not want it to end."
"Me too!" Jon said, a tear in her eye. "I don't want it to end! I want to keep coming as a girl and I want you to keep coming inside me! Oh my god, why do I love this so much!? I love having your dick in me! Why? Did I wish to want that to make you happy? I don't know! I just know I love it now and I love you!"
"I love you so much too Jon!"
"I love you more Karyn!"
"No you don't, I love you as much as possible!"
They both clung to each other and uncontrollably cried, while continuing their orgasm.
They were stuck like that for a good long while, until Jon's female drive to give birth to a baby broke the cycle. And then, reflecting on the fact that he was missing out, Karyn changed into a girl again, pregnant with Jon's child. They smiled at each other, locked arms, and laying on their backs on Jon's bed, gave birth together, to two sets of twins, in a birth that also felt more like sex than anything painful. After all was said and done, a mere 4 hours had passed. What a bunch of weird things that can happen when the subconscious runs wild. They were lucky they didn't actually get stuck that way forever though. It could have easily happened that way if they had inadvertently wished away Jon's desire to give birth, as their wishgranting power would have overridden their subconscious desires by overwriting them. Fortunately the idea didn't come to them to erase all their existent desires; as enjoyable as the infinite female orgasm was, it simply occurred at some point to Jon to simply think to herself "I'd like to squeeze out this man's babies," and then that started happening, and the momentary confusion that resulted in Karyn allowed the cycle to break in her as well.
"We now have four babies together, and a whole lot of cats," Jon commented. "And the power to make our most trivial whims come true, even the ones that come from our momentary subconscious desires."
"Probably the best first date in human history," Karyn said back, kissing Jon.
"Oh my god, does that make us a couple?" Jon asked.
"We just had each others' babies. Four of them! That's enough to qualify us as honorary trailer trash! And about 40 cats! Technically they're our children too. If that doesn't make us more than friends, I don't know what does."
"I think we have interesting days ahead," Jon said.
"Yeah," Karyn agreed, turning into a tiger. "What?" she said, looking down at her paws. And tail.
"Sorry, I was just thinking you were a tiger in the sack," Jon said, also turning into a tiger.
"You too Jon," Karyn snickered.
"Meow," answered Jon. "Ready for round two? Let's try to wish a limitation into place so we don't get stuck like that forever and undo the entire universe or something though."
