"I wish that there was an experimental procedure that allowed men to be surrogates," I said, clutching the stone "And I wish I'd volunteered for it and had become Ms Jones' surrogate." I rubbed my belly thoughtfully "Also I wish that while I'm carrying her baby I'm living with her in her spare room."
I watched as she started to stir. "Last I wish she'd forget about the thirty seconds before I put her to sleep.
She groaned and woke up.
"Oh Jon," she said, looking up at me "What happened?"
"You just fainted," I replied, looking worried "You were saying how you'd skipped lunch and it made you feel woozy and then you just collapsed."
"My blood sugar must be low, we better get home so I can cook us something to eat." She got up and opened the car door for me. I smiled and got in, this was looking like it was going to be fun.
