With a flash of light I was transported to the beach. Grinning I strutted over to a changing cubicle and entered. Mentally accessing the menu I changed into a red speedo and headed out onto the beach proper, flexing every time I passed a cute girl.
"Yo bro," said someone in my mental chat box as I walked over to the volleyball courts. I looked around and grinned to see my best online friend StudMcMuffin.
"Yo bro," I laughed walking over to him and brofisting him "How's it hanging?"
"Blech," he replied "rly real sux."
":(" I replied, surprised that I was able to speak an emoji. "Wanna talk about it?"
"You sure?"
"Totes sure."
"Well...just had a big fight with my boyfriend," he said, his avatar pulling a face.
"Wait whut? Didn't know you were gay."
"Err, Im not exactly...err..you see in rl I'm um a girl."
I stared at him. All this time and I never knew.
"So yeah, I'm a girl and I just had a big fight with my bf who I'm only with cuz I'm head cheerleader and he's head jerk."
"Head jerk? Typo for head jock?"
"More like Freudian slip."
"So what was it about?"
"Ug, stupid stuff. Dunno really."
"Wanna get back at him?"
"How?"
"Dunno. Could go on a fake date with me and tell him it's real? I'm a total nobody at my school so he'd be super pussed at you dumping him for a guy like me ;p"
"Lol," he laughed "Pity we don't know each other in rl. Bet we don't live near each other even."
"Lol, yeah. I live in a total nowhere. Bet you haven't even heard of Stonepoint."
"Wait. Stonepoint? That's where I live. Who are you?"
"Err, Jon, Jon Gibson."
"Wait Jon? I'm...
