Out came Linda from her room, however, this was not the conservative lady who had raised Jon. In fact, this Linda wasn't clothed at all, apparently she had more important things to do than put on clothes. Though this did give Jon a chance to check out her impressive amounts of tattoos. "Funny" Jon thought, "old mom always told me to never get tattoos, "this new mom has enough to keep a tattoo parlor busy for weeks." Then Jon noticed a nose ring that tried to bring attention away from his moms dyed blue hair.
"Mom! Why aren't you wearing any clothes!" Yelled Jon at the embarrassing sight of his nude mother. "Fuck that! You guys dont give a shit if you see my pussy, its not like you havent seen it before, right Kayrn? So when is this concert anyway?" Replied Kayrns mom, making Jon curious as to what she meant with her remark. "It's going on now, and we fucking need to leave now or the traffic will taking for fucking ever!" replied Karyn, suddenly more interested in the conversation at hand.
"Psst, Hey Karyn, can I talk to you...privately" whispered Jon, as a way to escape this alien conversation. "Sure, just one second. HEY LINDA! YOUR PATHETIC PUSSY OF A SON WANTS TO TALK TO ME IN PRIVATE!!!!!" Karyn shouted, smirking as she did it. "What the fuck was that for!" Jon replied, shocked at Karyn's actions. "Cheer up you little cocksucker, I'm just teasing you" Karyn said, punching Jon's shoulder in a semi-aggressive, semi-friendly manner.
As the two of them started walking away, Jon finally asked his question. "Can we not take my mom to your concert thing, that just seems embarrassing." "Why would you not want Linda to go to the concert? That cunt is far more entertaining than you'll ever be. Hey! Wait a minute, I know why you don't want her to go. You're hoping I won't score a fuck at the concert and so I'll bang you tonight instead of her like I normally do when we both come back alone." "No, that's not what I was thinking at all. And thats what my mom meant, thats so gross. Wait, why is my mom looking for people to sleep with?" "Jon what the fuck are you on today? Your moms always been single. I don't think I've ever heard of her dating anyone. That's why you don't have a dad." This caused Jon's head to spin as he realized that his dad was no longer part of his life.
