'Okay, so I've got a vagina now' you think to yourself. 'That's not so bad, a lot of people have vaginas. At least he didn't do anything worse to me.'
You shut down your computer and make your way to the kitchen to get a snack since it's still too early to think about making dinner.
You hear the front door open and you're not surprised a minute later when your roommate Josh walks into the kitchen. "Hey, you're home early."
"Yeah, my last class got canceled today. I think the teacher got sick or something. How was work?" you say try to act casual like nothing was wrong.
"You know: same old, same old. Are you packed for this weekend yet?"
'This weekend?' you think. "Oh right, camping with the guys. I totally forgot. No, I'm not packed yet. I'm not even sure I want to go now."
"What? Dude this camping trip was your idea. You've been looking forward to it for weeks. You can't back out now."
"Yeah, I know but something has come up and now I'm not sure I want to go." you say not looking at Josh at all.
"What happened?" Josh asks with concern in his voice. "Did somebody die?"
"No."
"Are you sick?"
"No."
"Girl trouble?"
"Well... not exactly."
"Then you've got to go. I'm not taking no for an answer. I'll give you an hour to pack and then we're leaving whether you're ready or not."
"Fine. I'll go pack." you say heading toward your room. "Pushy bastard."
"You know you love it." Josh says with a smile.
You pack all of the things you'll need for this weekend and put them in the car. Just before you leave you make a quick stop in the bathroom. You are momentarily surprised when you drop your pants and you don't see you dick.
You wonder how long it will be until that sight isn't weird anymore. Maybe that feeling will never go away you think as you sit down on the toilet to pee. 'It's not really that different. It's not as strange as I though it would be either.' you think as you are finishing up. You wipe the last drops of urine up before flushing and pulling up your pants.
You lock the door to the house and get into the passenger seat. Josh pulls the car out of the driveway and you are off to meet your friends for what, you hope, will be a weekend of fun in the woods.
