wishfull thinking

as jon stood stark naked, he felt scared. "what could this old man want? What will he do with my magic stone?" just then it happened..
"Well missy, i wish you were my loving and caring wife, and this was our wedding day!"
as jon nearly fainted he realized that his body was changing. first, he noticed he was wearing a beautifull wedding dress. it was so full skirted and lacey. it was the most beautifull, most elaboratley decorated dress he had ever seen. next he noticed his hair was curled and styled so sweetly, and his face had become expertly made up. then he realized that he was at the alter with the man he loves, or should we say, the man "she" loves. as the two had their kiss he realized he was in love.
......at the school....
"jon, where are you going?" asked a teacher.
"i dont know mam', i just got the worst fealing in my stomach"