Jon was in his trailer the next morning, still running the events of the previous night over and over in his head. He was getting dressed into his Costume, or rather, Scarlett Johansson's costume, when the door to his trailer slammed open and Karyn entered, with a huge smile on her face.
"Jon!" she screamed happily. "You're beautiful. Have I ever told you that?" she asked, Jon wasn't actually sure if she ever had.
"Yes?" he asked her, thinking, with his new body and circumstances a friend like Karyn would have called him beautiful at least once.
"Jon, I've had like 30 calls so far this morning about you!" she continued excitedly.
"What? why?" he asked, her confused as ever.
"Because of last night, dummy! Your date with Chris made headlines!" she chided him as she tossed a newspaper at him.
Jon took a long look at the photographic proof that not only did he kiss Chris Evans last night, but he seemed to be enjoying it.
"I-I-I can explain." he stuttered at Karyn, his face reddening with shame.
"Explain? Explain what? That you are about to become a huge star? That your relationship with Chris is going to make you Millions?" she seemed to be very proud of him.
"But. I'm a guy. Kissing another guy." Jon said, suddenly standing up, his costumed, not zipped up, exposing his midsection and part of his fake chest. "Oh my God! Chris is going to freak!"
And as if on cue, the door to the trailer opened again and Chris came in. Jon squeaked as he realized how exposed he was and quickly turned to zip himself up.
"Hi, Karyn." Chris said warmly "Jon, Good morning."
"Uh!" Jon was practically shaking from embarrassment " Hi."
"I saw Variety this morning." Chris said, Karyn smiling broadly from behind him. "And you looked amazing."
"Wha-what?" Jon was confused. "You-you're not upset?"
"Upset?" Chris said. " Why would I be upset? I'm on the cover of the most influential paper in the business with the most beautiful woman in the business." Chris was way too close to Jon, for Jon's liking.
"Chris, I'm not a woman." Jon said, finding no where to back up to.
"You are to me, Jon." Chris said with a warm smile, that made Jon's stomach do flips, and made his costume more uncomfortable in the crotch.
"Chris..." Jon tried to say, only realizing that he had nothing to say. Chris took the silence as an opportunity and he leaned in, and placed his lips, gently over Jon's. Jon was shocked at first, but a second later, he was returning the kiss. Perhaps more passionately than he would have liked. Jon wasn't sure how much time had passed, but he broke the kiss when he heard the coughing of his best friend and manager Karyn from behind Chris.
"You two do remember I'm standing here, right?" she said with a sly smile.
"Oh." Chris said, with a slightly embarrassed grin. "Sorry, Karyn. Jon, I'll see you later, Okay?"
Jon's knees had gone weak as Chris left the trailer, and Karyn gave Jon a very knowing look.
"Oh my God, Karyn!" Jon said, worried more than ever about what was happening to him.
"Jon." Karyn said " Fix yourself up and get to set. And don't forget, we've got that Doctors appointment tonight!" And Karyn left, still smiling, as she pulled out her phone.
Jon decided the best way to get his mind off of all this was to focus on work. And Jon crossed the trailer to make his way to makeup, when he realized that his costume was unzipped to his navel, and he was almost positive that he had zipped it up before.... hadn't he?
