I didn't like the idea of actually giving birth so I grabbed the stone and thought for a moment.
"I wish that my town was participating in an experiment and that all participants were doing so willingly," I said "I wish that the experiment was that all males between 15 and 20 underwent a procedure to simulate what it's like to be pregnant and that this simulated pregnancy would last from 15 to 20. I wish that the experiment was being run to teach men what women have to go through with pregnancy so they can learn to respect them better."
Taking a deep breath I set the stone down and rubbed my belly again. Then it hit me, the guy in the pic was young, which meant that I must now be only fifteen or sixteen, so most of the pregnant period was still to go. I looked down at the stone wondering if I should correct my age or leave it to get the full experience.
