Since Jon needed both a job and a girlfriend, he decided on, "I wish I had a job which lets me meet a lot of women I can date."
He saw some movement out of the corner of his eye and when he turned there was a pair of women's shoes on the floor. Only, his balance was off when he turned, because he had breasts on his chest. This wish turned me into a woman, he thought. What was up with that?
Checking the computer showed a string of emails that revealed his name had changed from Jon to Joanna Madison. Stuck under his mousepad was an acceptance letter. "Dear Joanna, we are pleased to offer you a position at Women With Women America." It seemed to be some sort of lesbian activist group, but Jon's actual job was not political; it was an ordinary receptionist's job at an office. Something he'd have no problem doing.
Well, at least it was a job, he wasn't going to have a penis inside him, and he knew that since wishes could be reinterpreted, he could always wish to be a guy later.
Joanna put in her new Blu-ray and watched. Ironically, they seemed to have started the Claire lesbian subplot again. After she finished the episode, Joanna set her clock and went to bed.
