...Biff Meadows. Jon knew the moment that he got the rock, he was going to get payback for the asshole moves Biff has pulled all through high school. However, Jon never expected that his payback would involve turning Biff not only into a woman, but one who is best friends with his mom.
As Jon was a few minutes away from reaching Biff's house, he decided that he wanted to have some more control over Biff's transition. Jon eagerly pulled the rock out of his pocket, and made his wish.
"I wish that whenever I would ask Biff Meadows a yes or no question, reality would change to ensure that the answer will always be a yes, and that I would always be aware of every change."
Feeling the rock grant his wish, Jon made his way to the front door of Biff's house and knocked. The door opened to reveal Biff in all his muscular glory.
"What do you want dweeb?" Biff said in an aggressive tone.
"I just wanted to come inside for a bit." Jon said. "Aren't you going to let me in"
"Fine, but you better explain yourself."
Biff let Jon inside the house despite not even considering letting him in the first place. However thanks to Jon's wish, reality forced him to tone down his aggressive attitude.
Jon walked to the dining room and placed himself at the head of the table. Biff remained standing of course to not allow Jon to feel too comfortable
"I'm not asking again Jon." Biff said with a scowl. "What the hell are you doing here?"
"You see Biff," Jon said with a smirk, "I came here to ask you a few questions about whether or not you are a good candidate for this secret club I'm gathering."
"I'm not interested in your fucking club Jon."
"That's funny, because I thought you were interested in joining a new club. Am I right?"
"Y-yeah that's right." Biff said, as he felt a brief headache. "Of course I have football so that's not going to work."
"Really? But didn't you just leave the football team a few weeks ago?" Jon noticed that Biff's muscle mass shrank a little.
"You're right, but I had to. My grades were in the shitter and the coach told me I couldn't go back until they got fixed."
"I doubt that was the reason. Don't you do really well in all your classes?" Reality began to answer Jon's question as Biff's tank top and gym shorts changed into a more respectable collared shirt and jeans.
"That is correct Jon, the real reason I left was because I could not juggle both football and school. I had to choose one."
"And I'm glad you did Biff. But why are you still wearing those baggy clothes over your real ones? You know you can take them off now right?
"Yes I forgot I was wearing them." Biff said as he started to take off his suddenly baggy outfit from before. Biff revealed to Jon his pleated plaid skirt and a white short sleeve silk blouse. Jon noticed that Biff's arms and legs were now completely shaven.
"You know you're the only one who knows about this Jon. How would my friends or parents react to me wanting to wear girls clothing?"
"Well I don't think anyone would be embarrassed of your clothing Biff. After all you are a woman right?"
The big change that Jon had been waiting for arrived, as Biff began to undergo a noticeable metamorphosis. His body began to lose muscle mass, but it did not entirely vanish as his body was still fit enough to be considered toned. Biff's body went through further adjustment, including the widening of the hips, the budding of B cup breasts, the stretching of his black hair and blue eyes, and the inversion of his penis to become his vagina. Biff's clothes looked much less embarrassing now for Biff as he... no she began to wonder why she was so scared in the first place.
"Of course, why was I being so ridiculous to think that people at school would judge me for wearing normal clothing?"
"I know right, especially since you graduated from college last year right? Reality quickly aged Biff up to her mid 20's, as her pleated skirt had become a black pencil skirt to match her new black heels. Hints of Biff's parents living with her had vanished as well, as the entire house shifted into an apartment complex that she lived in.
"That's right, I could never forget about my degree in Gender Studies last year. So what was that club you wanted me to join again Jon?
"Why my mom's book club of course! Wouldn't it be fun to do in your free time when you're not working on your Blogging career or baby-sitting my brother?"
"I guess that would be fun Jon, and you know you don't have to call me Biff like your brother does. Call me Buffy."
"I'll be sure to do that Buffy. Take care!"
Jon laughed as he walked out of the apartment complex. Not only will his mom not be depressed anymore about the lack of book discussion, but he also managed to remove nasty people from reality while doing so. Feeling proud of his work, Jon marched back home to see the results of his work.