Our vacation came up faster than I thought it would. I had wanted to get away so badly that I had feared the time would drag, but thankfully it hadn't. The other fear I had was that my coworkers would be jealous that my husband and I would be relaxing on the beach while they were not only dealing with covering my work, but also dealing with their own problems.
Mike's wife was a self-sexual woman who locked herself in her bedroom at night rather than spend time with him. Rachel had just mutated into a three dicked freak woman. Doug's two daughters had also just been transformed. If my coworkers were angrily jealous though, they hid it well. They gave me some crap of course, but it seemed in good humor. Doug made me promise him I'd get him a souvenir painted seashell, he collected them apparently.
As I packed my bags with my husband as we prepared to leave I was very glad to be getting away for a while. Hopefully my husband and I could use this time to reconnect and rekindle the romance that has seemed to be smoldering a bit these past couple months.
There is no escaping the Infamous Five's influence entirely though. At the airport we saw some people with modifications we had not seen or heard about before. First the woman at the ticket counter named Shari who checked our bags in had feet on the ends of her arms instead of hands.
There was a woman walking on the moving walkway ahead of us who was very skinny above the waist, but below the waist was quite fat. It was odd to see her skinny boney arms and fat chubby legs moving together as she walked.
It was even more odd though to see a young woman with three legs walking towards us on the oncoming moving walkway next to us. She put her center leg forward and then her two outer legs would swing around it to walk.
At the gate there was a large muscular woman breastfeeding her baby with a towel draped over her for modesty. When the "baby" was finished though the towel was removed to reveal it was in fact a very small man! They were obviously a couple by the way they talked and behaved otherwise, perhaps the man had been modded to need to drink her breast milk? Or perhaps maybe he just liked the taste of it. Anyway when they stood up the woman clearly looked to be about 7 feet tall. The man on the other hand was tiny, and couldn't have been more than a couple feet tall. He only came up to her mid-thigh as he stood next to her. We watched them go to the CinnamonBun together, it was quite the sight to watch them carry on as a normal couple even though they were now vastly different physically.
On the plane heading for our first connecting hub we saw a business woman with a laptop trying to type even though all of her fingers were now penises. She seemed to be able to bend the penises a little, but they still looked hard to use as "fingers". If they became erect then I imagine they would then be really "hard" to use!
At our connecting airport there was a slight delay in our flight so we headed to the bar for a drink. The bartender was a young man whose lower body was replaced with the hind legs of a horse. He wasn't a "centaur" from mythology, he only had two legs, but they were the hind legs of a horse. Not that I was looking closely, but I could see his lower horse half was a female horse half. After about a half hour a woman came in to relive him of his shift. She too had the same half horse modification. I could plainly see that she had a male horse half though.
Finally we caught our connecting flight, and we were well on our way to paradise. We had read that the island we were on had never been struck with a mod. Hopefully we could find a nice normal part of the island to relax on away from all the crazy in the world these days.
