Me, Rachel and the 3 other guys from distribution usually went to Legendary Pete's bar each Friday after work. We spent all day every day working closely together so naturally we were good friends. My husband Roger didn't mind that I had 3 guys for friends, he trusted me. In fact, Roger always been kind enough to prepare dinner on Fridays to allow me this brief bit of socialization time combined with moderate drinking. I loved him for it dearly.
The only thing I didn't like was we always seemed to end up on the topic of the Infamous Five. Sure, it was the biggest news story in human history but I was just so sick of hearing about it. No matter how hard I tried to keep the group off that topic SOMETHING always came up that led to it. Today we got on the topic of reprogramming after Todd mentioned an inside joke about Jessica's outfit we all found silly. We all called it the peacock outfit. It has fake blue feathers for heaven's sake! The woman has no fashion sense.
Jessica was a secretary for our division chair. She had been at an antique mall in Raleigh about a year ago during a reprogramming. She and everyone else there now had the digestive system of a cow. She had four stomachs, ate mostly grass, and was constantly chewing on her cud. To anyone unaware of her situation, they would think she just chewed a lot of gum. But as soon as they saw her eat grass, they would figure it out. At our division meetings we usually had lunch catered in and she special ordered grass clippings.
It was odd seeing a human being eat grass, but there were a lot of odd things in the world today. It typically dominated any conversation you had with people these days.
Today, during the jokes about Jessica's fashion sense it was Doug who brought "the changes" up and steered our conversation down that inevitable path. "Every time I see Jessica eat a big bowl of grass I get reminded about just how fucked up things are getting man. I mean there are a few people at work with mods, but none of them are noticeable like hers. Jessica man, you can't help seeing her chomping on her cud all day. It's so in your face. I mean it's not like Ted's reproductive issues are something you have to see every day."
We know Ted had been in Cleveland during the INTERNAL gender swap, but his wife had NOT been however. They could still mechanically have sex but their internal genitals were now incompatible with each other for reproduction. They both had ovaries! One thing I heard through the grapevine I found interesting is that men with female internal genitals also inherited female sexual, um, "stamina". It took a lot of foreplay to get an internally flipped man to get an erection and it took them a long time to reach orgasm.
The advantages to a normal woman having sex with them is obvious, the internally feminized men can go a very long time before finally reaching orgasm, just like a woman.
Often times I secretly wish Roger had been in Cleveland that day too. Why not have a husband that also had a woman's complex sexuality? I think it would be nice if he were more focus on foreplay and romance and taking things slow.
Rumors were that Ted and his wife were planning on having two kids in spite of his newly female innards. The first one would be through insemination of his wife by a sperm donation from another man. The other would be through implantation of one of his eggs along with some donated sperm into his wife's uterus.
Of course, there was an issue with this. Neither of the children could be a combination of them both, they would be half siblings only.
I listened back into the ongoing argument over who in the office had the worst modification. They couldn't seem to decide if they were discussing whose would be worse to HAVE or whose is worse to deal with in the office.
Rachel chimed in. "No, you don't SEE Ted's ovaries, but he sure TALKS about them a lot. You don't see me discussing my ovaries and reproductive systems at WORK all day. He's always talking about his search for a possible Cleveland female surrogate too in case the putting a petri dish in his wife thing fails."
Todd said, "I heard single Cleveland women are being sought after online by single men who are not flipped. They love the idea of a woman who still looks human, they can't get pregnant, can't get STDs, can't get reprogrammed on them, and still have HUMAN vaginas. And most men don't care about the whole semen squirting thing. These testicle women are getting paid big money by men from all over the country to move away from Cleveland and move in with them!"
Hmm, Mike said, "I don't know about not caring about their semen Todd, I think that would be so gross having all that MALE semen oozing out of her vagina during sex. Then on top of that, when she climaxes she shoots a bigger load than you do! Wow, what a mess!"
Rachel and I never said anything when the guys got vulgar. It was something we all agreed on long ago to avoid any gender conflict in our group. By letting the guys still have guy talk with us around we weren't split up into just the three guys or just me and Rachel. We needed to be a group. We didn't say anything when they got vulgar, as long as they never said anything vulgar towards us or about us.
"Well, regardless," Todd replied, the unmarried cum shooting women might as well leave Cleveland anyhow. A lot of single, egg shooting men who are still in Cleveland are only dating normal women from out of town anyhow now. It's because Cleveland men don't want to have sex with Cleveland women due to the hyper fertility of internally flipped people. If you are immune to STDs why wear condoms for the rest of your life? I guess people who were already in relationships are upset THEY have to use condoms forever now and the single people can have unprotected sex without consequence as long as they find normal to do it with!
"You don't hear much out of Seattle, with the externally flipped people." Rachel said trying to at least slightly change subject.
"They mostly pair up with their own kind, and very few of them left Seattle afterwards. The exact opposite of Cleveland." I mentioned. I had actually heard about a study on that on public radio one day.
Doug grinned at his own joke as he said, "Ooh imagine a speed dating session with a mix of Seattle and Cleveland people! Their internal organs would be matched up, only backwards, but their external ones would be opposite! Wonder what those kids would come out as?
"Pfft" Todd said, "A Cleveland WOMAN could probably knock up a Seattle MAN by rubbing their vaginas together, as long as they got enough semen inside the man. But even though a Cleveland man and a Seattle woman have an egg and sperm together, they both have penises! You need a uterus for the baby dummy!
"I know, I was just saying." Doug chuckled as he said it.
"Remember when there were only two genders?" I said aloud, reminiscing of a simpler time when psychopaths weren't running around fucking up our DNA.
