I hate the Infamous Five with a burning white hot passion. No punishment could possibly be enough for what they have done to my wife and all the other victims.
Infuriatingly, not only have they not been caught, their attacks are getting worse, and BIGGER all the time.
Multiple small towns in Nebraska were reporting men shrinking down to three feet tall and losing most of their muscle mass while women grew to an average height of 7 feet tall and developed enormous muscles. This attack was uniform across all adults in the community, there was no attack at a gathering or public area like in previous attacks. Many of the victims had not even left their houses on the day they got their P rash.
Shortly after that, in the biggest attack yet, the ENTIRE adult population in the city of Seattle Washington had male/female genital swaps like the one that happened to 40 people in New Orleans a while back. Only children under an approximate age of 15 and women who were already pregnant were spared. People all over the country were in a panic all over again because this attack wasn't just some dipshits with TV remotes zapping strangers in a crowd. This also wasn't a sign of them driving around town in unmarked vans. Their technology could now strike entire cities! All the hundreds of thousands of people in the greater Seattle area now lived in a reality where girls have a penis and boys have a vagina. Who knows how this will affect them or their community?
Just last week they also had on the news that all of Cleveland, Ohio now had reversed INTERNAL genitals like David and Susan Morrison. They expect a baby explosion to come out of Cleveland in about 9 months due to the hyper-fertility of internally swapped genitals. I briefly considered trying to talk Tina into getting a Cleveland woman to feed her need instead of John, but who knows if female produced semen is compatible with her mutant induced addiction. Besides, Tina probably wouldn't want to have to suck semen out of a woman's vagina anyway. At least if she did that though she would have some sympathy for what I have to go through when I kiss her!
I then thought to myself what would happen if John were to have sex with one of those semen spurting Cleveland women? Between her cum and the cum from his huge balls it would probably be that Ron Jeremy and Susan Morrison cartoon come to life! Wait, why was I thinking that? All these odd shifts in society caused very strange thoughts!
A couple days ago Tina forwarded me a Cleveland baby boom story about early adoption registration, suggesting we adopt one. They were waving the adoption fees for early registrations. We have been upset since Tina has lost her "lady parts" that we can't have children. Her new face vagina is for fucking, not breeding. Tina has no uterus to carry a child in.
We have always wanted a daughter. But what sort of upbringing could we give that poor child with our situation? Her mommy would be a scary vagina face woman who couldn't talk to her and was always out with other men or bringing them home.
And the there would be HER situation. When she got older and asked about the birds and the bees, how could we explain her changes to her when no-one really understood what happens when a young girl with a vagina and testicles enters puberty? I mean surely our daughter would know something was amiss when sex-ed and other girls at school talk about first periods, and she starts oozing white stuff instead!
Fuck, with these new wide area attacks, they would probably have to change sex ed. what WOULD sex-ed be like in 15 years? Girls with penises, girls with internal testicles, face vaginas, guys with boobs, people with animal parts etc etc.
Today the city of Birmingham, England was reporting P rashes appearing on many of its citizens. One of the infamous 5 was in England now. The attacks were going global.
Oh my god. This has gone from a college prank to a WORLDWIDE pandemic in under two years, and it's getting worse, not better. The very fabric of humanity was being altered at an alarming rate. Slowly but at an ever increasing rate these alterations were being passed on to the children of these mutants, who would become a part of future generations. Some mutations produced children at much faster rates than others, which could also come into play down the road. Our bodies, our sexuality, our communities, our offspring and our very way of life were all playthings to 5 asswipes who stumbled upon the power of Gods.
Humans evolved over millions of years into forms that until two years ago were all pretty much the same. Our history shows that even those tiny differences caused most of our hardships and wars. Now humans were being remade into hundreds of wildly different variations practically overnight.
Only time will tell if we can join together to face our new challenges, or if this will be the fall of us all.
