Jon held the stone in his pocket and whispered, "I wish no one would think it was weird for Mikey to be dressed that way." Jon instantly realized he shouldn't have been so vague with the wording of the wish.
There was a flash, and Jon looked away. When he looked back at the party, he instantly saw what was different---the boys all had on party dresses, whereas the girls were all wearing t-shirts and jeans or shorts. Jon also quickly realized that he was now wearing a red sleeveless blouse and a black knee-length skirt. He saw through his open toed sandals that we had nail polish on his toenails, as well as his fingernails. Although he couldn't see his face, he could tell he was wearing makeup.
Jon realized that he had made the problem worse, but right at that moment, Jill's dad entered the room, wearing a dress similar to the one his wife was wearing just moments ago, just in a larger size. "Hey, kids, time to open presents!"
Jon would have to think of a wish to fix this, but he thought it might be interesting to check out this different world he had accidentally created. He also realized his wish did nothing to fix Mikey being turned on by his kiss with Jason, but the tone was very different. The kids were still giggling about it, but Jon overheard some of the girls saying things like, "Mikey likes boys, that's so hot..." Apparently, in this world, most girls thought the idea of boys making out with each other was hot, much like in Jon's world most guys thought the idea of girls making out was hot. "I was just experimenting..." claimed Mikey, and the whole thing was almost a non-issue.
Jon sat through the opening of the presents, they included a football, some violent video games, and typical "girl" stuff. Afterwards, the girls got a football game going in the backyard, with only a couple of the boys wanting to join in, and only one or two of the girls complained, saying, "Boys don't know anything about sports..." The rest of the boys played skip rope and swapped make-up tips.
Jon decided to have some fun. He could always think of a wish to get everything back to normal later. "I wish that the girls at this party would all remember the old reality."
The was a flash, and instantly the girls were confused, "Why am I wearing smelly boys' clothes?" several cried. Then they realized that all the boys were wearing dresses and began pointing and laughing at them. Now it was the boys' turn to be confused.
"Why are you wearing a dress?!?"
"What's wrong with it? I like this print!"
Jon was standing off to the side, smiling at his handywork, when the girls noticed him and began mocking him as well. Jon quickly whispered, "I wish they thought it was normal for me to be dressed this way."
Another flash, and Jon realized he had made another dumb wish. He looked down at himself and saw he had large breasts and wide hips, and he could tell he was missing something between his legs now.
"Shit..." he swore, and heard his new alto voice.
