"But of course," Jon handed her the quarter.
Zoe was thoughtful before she spoke. "If I win, you'll have to talk and act like a flirty valley girl and you'll only be able to say your name is Ashley."
"Man, you really want to make me a girl, don't you?" Jon asked. "Alright, two can play at that game. If I win, you get to grow a 10 inch penis that is attracted to women."
"Wait, my penis will be attracted to women?"
"Yep."
"But not me."
"That's up to you I suppose. Deal?"
"Deal."
Zoe flipped. Jon called tails. It landed heads.
"Darnit!" Jon stomped his foot. "That's like, totally not good."
Zoe grinned. "So what's your name?"
"My name's Ashley, duh!" Jon paused. "Wait, that's not right. My name's Ashley! I mean Ashley!"
Zoe laughed at Jon's flustered look. "Well nice to meet you Ashley. Your turn to flip... Ashley."
Jon resigned himself, but began thinking of new ways to mess with his sister. "If I win, you're going to grow a penis and like, be attracted to flirty valley girls."
"What! But if I turn you into one, then I'll be attracted to you!"
"Choices, babe!"
"You know what, fine, but if I win, your body will be really feminine from the waist up, including size F breasts, and you'll be attracted to penis!"
"Ooh, you're bad. Deal."
Jon flipped.
