Biffs sneer suddenly turned into a soft smile as he lowered Jon and hugged him tight. "Finally I have my boyfriend in my arms!"
"Wendy?" Jon asked.
"Of course not silly, it' me, your boyfriend, Biff"
"What the fuck does a squirt like you get off calling that lug my name" Wendy said. "if I was as big as him I'd pummel you flat. Besides why am I wearing a skirt."
"Ewww, I'm in a football jersey!" Biff said. "Why aren't I in my pretty skirt! Wendy! why are you wearing my SKIRT!?! And why is it so small?"
Jon was suprised by this, he didn't have a full mind swap, instead it was sort of a partial one. Jon wondered if he could slip away in the confusion.