"Go! Pirates, go!" a cute little piping voice called out.
Suddenly, the cheer was joined by a crowd of tiny, bouncy figures in super-skimpy little pink costumes - 'T&A; Squad' proudly emblazoned across the tiny, stretchy material of their tops.
Jon had never seen such creatures - they looked like delicate little girls, but with the curves of porn stars.
They looked... Well, like him.
"Yay!" the silly little things called out, long pigtails flying, several over-developed breasts popping free, Huge fluffy pom-poms being waved overhead as they bounced up and down with girlish enthusiasm.
The girl who had accompanied Jon swallowed heavily and grinned like a moron at the sight.
"Oh! There you are! Naughty, naughty Jon!" the original voice suddenly called out.
Everyone stopped (though continued jiggling...) and looked over at him.
"We were waiting for you, Silly! Did you get lost?" the little creature piped in its ridiculous little-girl voice as it bounced over happily.
Jon stared at the giggling head cheerleader. Something seemed somehow familiar about...
"Biff...?" Jon finally whispered in disbelief.
"Like, 'Course it is, Silly!" Biffy giggled, standing with one pom-pommed hand on his hip and thrusting out his monstrous and still jiggling chest in an obvious and successful attempt to get the girl's attention.
"Now, like, go get dressed real fast - you know that we totally need you!" the curvy little cheerleader beamed.
