Jon turned towards the sound of the knock, with a worried expression on his face - his new female face.
"What's wrong, hon?" Lindsay asked.
"There's someone at the door," Jon said.
"Of course there's someone at the door," she said, as though she were expecting it to happen. "Remember? I invited someone over to join us."
"Join us? Who?" Jon asked. Whoever it was, though, had to be a lesbian.
