"Oh," grinned Sarah with mock laughter. "That's so funny!"
She looked down a the device and hit a few buttons on the side as the readout clicked with her commands.
"You know what else is funny?" she smiled. "This."
In rapid succession, three blasts left the device, hitting the guys on either side of Todd directly in the crotch. The smaller one pulled back the towel and glanced at the area where his dick used to be.
"What the fuck?!" he screamed as the other two guys examined themselves. The blast had reduced their genitals to miniscule parodies. The largest of them was now less than half a centimeter in length.
"You boys can leave right now," Sarah glared, raising the gun again. "Or we can keep playing."
There was a rush as the guys fumbled over one another to get out of the locker room.
"Not you, Todd," she said, stopping her ex in his tracks as he tried to slink away. "I'm not done with you yet."
"Come on, babe," he said, sweat forming on his brow. "You know I'm sorry."
"Not as sorry as you're gonna be," she said.
"Please," he suddenly started sobbing, "I don't know what you did, but please don't shrink my cock!"
"Fine," glared Sarah, typing again on the gun. "Let's not shrink it."
There was another blast, point blank at Todd's crotch. Even though he was wearing boxers, the effect was apparent and his member swelled, suddenly straining the fabric.
"Whoa!" he said with utter relief. "This is amazing. Of course I'll take you back!"
"Do me a favor," said Sarah, "Take off those shorts."
"Whatever you say, babe," he laughed, pulling them down his leg and revealing an impressive dick, over a foot in length.
"Nice," grinned Sarah, "But it could still use some improvement."
Todd's face turned to fear as another blast hit his cock and it swelled again, doubling in size.
"Now that's big," she beamed.
"No kidding!" Todd laughed nervously. "But maybe a bit... too big?"
"Nonsense," said Sarah. "There's no..."
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She leveled one final shot at the gargantuan shaft which was still swelling in size from the previous blasts. When she was done, there was Todd, unable to move with a eight-foot dick coming off of him.
"Jesus," he cried, "You made me a freak."
