Jon drew out a handful of slips and read them aloud.
"Masculine male body, feminine female personality."
Jon then looked down in horror as his body grew larger and more muscular, a shrill scream excaped his lips. His shirt started to rip from the increase in muscle mass, and as his pecs got exposed he riased a large manly hand to cover them, blusing deeply in embarrassment.
"I can't go out with my tits showing", Jon said.