Jon reached out and drew his first pick. Reverse. Then he reached in and got a second. Orifices.
"Oh great!" Jon said bitterly, then paused, his voice wasn't coming out his mouth, instead it was coming from behind him, muffled a bit by his pants.
"Jon, are you ok?" Karyn asked, then noticed the papers and stifled a laugh.
"So you use your ass for your mouth now?" Karyn said with a giggle. "I'd hate to think of you using the bathroom."
Jon glared at her and a look of disgust crossed his face as he said "please don't mention that".
"ok" Karyn said, "Maybe you'd calm down after getting a bite to eat or something."
