The right Joanna spread the Splitting Cream right down the middle of their body. "Okay," she said. "Now what?"
"Be patient, deary," the old woman said. "You'll see soon enou - Wait, look! It's starting!" The Splitting Cream began to glow. It became brighter and brighter, and suddenly, it burst into a cloud of confetti.
The Joannas were stunned. "What the hell?" they said. The old woman was laughing so hard she fell to the floor. "What the hell was that?" the Joannas demanded. The old woman was still laughing, but she finally settled down. "I'm sorry girls. I just haven't had a customer for so long; I needed to cheer myself up."
