The right Joanna spread the Splitting Cream right down the middle of their body. "Okay," she said. "Now what?"
"Be patient, deary," the old woman said. "You'll see soon enou - Wait, look! It's starting!" The Splitting Cream began to glow. Both Joannas begin to moan in pain. The glowing ointment begins to take effect and their heads slide away from one another while their torso expands, ripping their sweatshirt and tank top in the process. Their large torso then splits into two normal sized torsos, each with its set of breasts and arms. The two torsos, being crowded on top of a normal sized set of hips, are pushed outwards.
To stabilize themselves, the left Joanna puts her right arm around the right Joanna's shoulders while she places her left arm behind the left Joanna's torso and around their waist. The old shopkeeper was a bit startled by the results, thinking that they should have split into two bodies.