"Well " Karyn started, looking to Jon for an idea where to start. He scratched his head, careful not to mess up his hair again.
"Well " Jon repeated, just as unsure where to start.
"Well ?" Sarah persisted rather seriously, waving the gun back and forth between the two.
"Ok, I guess from the beginning?" Jon suggested, looking to Karyn for approval, she nodded.
"Well let's put it this way, if you don't start soon, I'll finish you", Sarah said.
Jon had no doubt she would fire, even if it was her body she'd kill.
My Grandpa Emmitt was excavating a dig in South Africa. He left me with a gift, something he found before he died. Although I say died, I'm not convinced that he is actually dead"
Karyn sighed, "Now is not the time Jon"
"Agreed", Sarah replied, pointing the gun back at Jon, "continue"
Jon gulped and started again, "Anyway, as I was saying, he left me something. A magical rock"
Sarah looked at Jon sceptically, "Magical rock? As in genies, witches, vampires, Goths magic?"
Jon nodded, "Yea, I was just as sceptical, until we found out that it was real"
"How?"
"Well, uh, Karyn sorta made a rather impulsive wish", Jon said cautiously, gauging Karyn's reaction, she groaned.
"Oh, what kind of wish was that?" Sarah asked, "it would have to be a big one to prove that magic was real"
"Yea, it was. She kind of made her tits about 3 times bigger, and gave herself long blonde hair", Jon said.
Sarah looked at Karyn, trying to imagine her with what Jon described, or rather trying to imagine an 18 year old Karyn like that before her growth spurt, after a second, her eyes widened and she let out a loud belly laugh, "Oh my God Karyn! You were trying to look like me! You were jealous", she said, continuing to laugh.
Karyn sighed; Jon hugged her tighter for a bit, Karyn felt reassured after that and waited for the laughter to die down. A crazed gunman, err, gunwoman, pointing a weapon at you was no time to be funny.
"Anyway, I spent all night figuring out a way to get Karyn back to normal. So I came up with a wish", Jon said.
He continued to explain the basis of the wish, and all the details as to how the wish was supposed to work, Sarah listened intently, hanging on his every word, finally he got up to the good part.
"So we were playing around with the wish, we wanted to test it on someone, so you you were jogging past my house that day, remember?" Jon asked.
Sarah thought about it for a moment, "My god, I do! It was a Saturday just after school started following summer break. That was FOUR years ago!"
Jon and Karyn, "yea, and since you were there, we tested the wish on you"
"You switched bodies with me, four years ago during the school year?" Sarah said, "What the fuck for you sick pervert! That's disgusting!"
"Well, not really", Jon replied, "You see, after I switched bodies with Sarah, Karyn sorta saw an opportunity to jump me with her bone", he said.
"You had sex with Karyn, in my body?" Sarah said, looking at Karyn, "Funny, she's not your typical dyke"
"It's a little more complicated then that Sarah", Karyn replied, looking to Jon, "on the day we swapped, I had swapped with Jon's genitals just before the swap with you, so I had his penis"
Sarah looked at Karyn in shock, "You have his penis? So I have your vagina? Sick! I'm not even a real male! Just some sort of sick he-femme!"
Jon nodded, "Yea. But because our lovemaking session was a little impulsive, Karyn and I were afraid to swap everything back to normal in case we lost what we had just earned. Better safe then sorry"
"So you've body swapped with me and lived in my body all this time?" Sarah said, looking at Karyn, "Screwing my body with your she male girlfriend for all this time! How dare you!" she screeched, getting very angry.
Jon saw her finger was closing around the trigger, Jon suddenly felt the urge to push Karyn behind him, slowly, so Sarah wouldn't notice. Karyn wouldn't let go of Jon as he leaned in front of her a bit, ready to move if necessary.
"So all this time, I've been living in your body, screwing guys the whole time and wondering why I looked like one of them", Sarah said, "How the fuck did you manage to pull that off, how does everyone think that this is normal for us, any of us?" she asked.
"It's part of the wish", Jon said, "We think that when the wish was made, it provided a perception filter like capability to all of us, anyone who encounters us immediately thinks that our bodies are normal, no matter how bizarre"
Sarah took a moment to take all this in, after a moment she said, "Fine, well I want my body back", she said firmly, "It's not yours, I've had that smoking hot body since I was 16 and you stole it from and left me trapped as some sort of freakishly attractive monster. Eugh, I don't even want to think about it. Just swap me back"
Jon blushed at the comment about his body.
"It's not that simple", Karyn suggested.
"We're in love", Jon said, "It's my body now"
"Hrm, fair enough", Sarah said, "As long as I can remember, you've always had that body Jon, and I guess I'm cool with it"
Karyn and Jon sighed with relief; Sarah took another swig from her coffee cup, "So I'll just kill you then"
