"Well " Karyn started, looking to Jon for an idea where to start. He scratched his head, careful not to mess up his hair again.
"Well " Jon repeated, just as unsure where to start.
"Well ?" Emily persisted, rather amused.
"Ok, I guess from the beginning?" Jon suggested, looking to Karyn for approval, she nodded.
"Well, you remember when my grandfather died?" Jon asked.
"Emmitt?" Emily replied, "Sure, I remember, it was about halfway through our final year of school, wasn't it? Summer break?"
Jon nodded, "Yea, that's it. Well, Grandpa was doing a few things about the world; one of those things was excavating a dig in South Africa"
Emily nodded, she remembered.
"Well, he left me with a gift, something he found before he died. Although I say died, I'm not convinced that he is actually dead"
Karyn sighed, "We've been over this Jon"
Jon waved Karyn off, "Anyway, as I was saying, he left me something. A magical rock"
Emily looked at Jon sceptically, "Magical rock? As in genies, witches, vampires, sonic screwdrivers magic?"
Jon nodded, "Yea, I was just as sceptical, until we found out that it was real"
"How?"
"Well, uh, Karyn sorta made a rather impulsive wish", Jon said cautiously, gauging Karyn's reaction, she groaned.
"Oh, what kind of wish was that?" Emily asked, "it would have to be a big one to prove that magic was real"
"Yea, it was. She kind of made her tits about 3 times bigger, and gave herself long blonde hair", Jon said.
Emily looked at Karyn, trying to imagine her with what Jon described, or rather trying to imagine an 18 year old Karyn like that before her growth spurt, after a second, her eyes widened and she let out a loud belly laugh, "Oh my god! Karyn, of all the things to wish for", she said, continuing to laugh.
Karyn sighed, Jon smirked and hugged her tighter for a bit, Karyn felt reassured after that and waited for the laughter to die down.
"Anyway, I spent all night figuring out a way to get Karyn back to normal. So I came up with a wish", Jon said.
He continued to explain the basis of the wish, and all the details as to how the wish was supposed to work, Emily listened intently, hanging on his every word, finally he got up to the good part.
"So we were playing around with the wish, we wanted to test it on someone, so Sarah McMillan you remember Sarah don't you?" Jon asked.
Emily nodded, "Shortish, black hair, looked like a guy, acts like a bitch, that her?" she asked.
Jon and Karyn laughed, "Kinda But here's where it gets to the fun part. We tested the wish on her"
"You switched bodies with Sarah?" Emily asked, "Oh how awful, I bet you hated every minute of it", she said.
"Well, not really", Jon replied, "You see, after I switched bodies with Sarah, Karyn sorta saw an opportunity to jump me with her bone", he said.
"You had sex with Karyn, in Sarah's body?" Emily said, looking at Karyn, "ewww, all that hair!", she said in disgust.
"It's a little more complicated then that Em", Karyn replied, looking to Jon.
"Emily, I never left Sarah's body", Jon said flatly.
Emily looked at Jon, then her eyes widened in surprise, "Oh my god! She was never a girl that looked like a guy? And you were never a guy that looked like a hot girl?" she asked in shock.
Jon nodded, "Yea. But because our lovemaking session was a little impulsive, Karyn and I were afraid to swap everything back to normal in case we lost what we had just earned. Better safe then sorry"
"So you've body swapped with Sarah and lived in her body all this time?" Emily said, "But how do you, u'know, do it?", she said, "Sarah would have your penis, wouldn't she?"
"Not quite", Jon said, "Sarah got Karyn's vagina during out swap tests, Karyn's still got my penis"
Emily took a moment to take all this in, after a moment she said, "Well, it all makes sense I suppose. Especially Sarah now; that never seemed right that a girl would look like a guy, but she seems to still be a girl where it counts. Still though, I remember you Jon as having a smoking body since you were 16, and at the same time being a rather tall and handsome looking boy too. I don't really know what to think about it though"
Jon blushed at the comment about his body.
"Try not to, we don't", Karyn suggested.
"Hrm, fair enough", Emily said, "As long as I can remember, you've always had that body Jon, and I guess I'm cool with it"
Karyn and Jon sighed with relief; Emily took another swig from her coffee cup, "So what happened to the stone?"