Jon stirred on the bed, he blinked himself awake and tried to remember where he was, feeling something cool on his cheek, he wiped away the drool that had collected there. His right arm was pinned under something, looking down, he could see Karyn was still sleeping, resting over his right side, she looked so content, snuggled up against his breast, using it as a pillow.
With his free hand, Jon cleared the hair from his face and tried to fix it up again, with difficulty, he managed to get most of his hair caught behind his hairclip again, but it was merely a tangled mess that he clasped with the clip, he'd have to fix that when Karyn woke up.
Jon looked down at their entwined bodies on the thread, Karyn's penis was still partly erect on his body, it seemed so out of place with it's curly red hair and obtrusive shape sticking out of his female crotch like that. Long ago it would have been normal but now it was just a foreign object, as foreign as the vagina that he swapped from Sarah all those years ago. The same vagina that was now nestled between his lover's legs. Ironically to anyone else it would seem to belong there, but now it was just completely out of place on Karyn as much as a penis was out of place on Jon.
Jon scratched his forehead with one of his manicured fingernails, clearing an itch that was bothering him. Karyn stirred, she yawned loudly, Jon thought it sounded like a mewling kitten as she rolled over on her right hand side, freeing Jon. He quietly rolled over to the left of the bed and put his feet on the floor. HE winced at the loud tapping noise his boots made as his feet made contact with the floor. Looking over at Karyn, he realized that luckily enough he hadn't woken her up. Jon quietly made his way to the discarded pile of clothes at the foot of the bed, Karyn had pretty much wrecked his blouse, he'd have to go get another one from the cupboard, picking up his panties, skirt and bra, Jon gently climbed over the boxes on the floor and into the bathroom.
He shut the door being him and turned the bathroom light on, looking himself over in the mirror. All the facial sweat had messed up his makeup, he looked like a cheap two dollar whore from down the road, particularly around the eyes where the eye shadow had run and made him look like he'd been punched in the face.
Jon lifted his legs up and pulled his panties on, he rose them up his legs and over his crotch, annoyed at how they were crushing his penis. After a few more tries at trying to get comfortable Jon got annoyed with himself and took the panties back off.
He sat down on the toilet in just his boots and said quietly, "You can have it back"
His crotch was suddenly back to normal, his vagina framed with blonde hair was back between his legs where it belonged.
Much better, he thought.
However, there was a bit of a mess he had to take care of, his mess. Jon grabbed some toilet paper and cleaned himself up. Finally satisfied, he got off the toilet and put his panties back on, satisfied that they now fit him comfortably. A few moments later he had pulled his skirt back up and fixed his bra. He adjusted the bra until it fit comfortably again and then looked back in the mirror.
With a few more minutes of effort, Jon had managed to get his hair back the way he liked it. Two ponytails looped back on themselves and lifted up to the back of his head with a hairclip. He'd also cleared off most of the makeup from his face, not bothering to reapply anything for the time being except for his peach flavoured lipstick.
With a once over in the mirror, Jon was satisfied, he turned the bathroom light off and walked back into the bedroom, Karyn was still sleeping on the bed, completely naked, her penis back where it belonged. Jon quietly crept to the cupboard and retrieved a plain white blouse, slipping it on, he buttoned it up and headed back into the living room.
Jon helped himself to a cup of coffee and sat down on the couch, he picked up his iPod that was sitting on the table beside the couch and put it in his ear, flicking it to random, he leaned back in the chair and closed his eyes. Sex with Karyn was interesting, but he preferred the way things the way they were.
Karyn can keep her penis, Jon thought to himself.
