"Not really," replied Jon, "But it would've made things easier for you." He blushed.
"What is it?" asked Biff, noticing the blush.
"I'm not your Jon," he replied, "But I do have a crush on you and...and I guess I just wanted to do something nice for you."
"Aww, that's so sweet."
Jon blushed again, "So now what?"
