"Yeah, because at least then you could change me back with no worries," replied Jon.
Biff stared at him in surprise. "Why are you being so kind to me when you hardly know me?"
"Because I feel sorry for what I've put you through. Not the making you a sissy thing, but the taking your boyfriend from you thing. You seem like a sweet kind guy and I feel really bad for doing that to you. And umm..." Jon blushed, "I've never told anyone this, but I kinda have a thing for sissy boys...that may be why I made the wish...you're the cutest guy I've ever seen. You might even be my ideal guy..."
Biff's jaw dropped, "Maybe that's why the stone changed things the way it did."
Jon stared at him, "But why?"
Biff shrugged "Maybe it picked up on your subconscious thoughts."
"That's scary if true," grimaced Jon, "I lucked out this time, but who knows what could happen next time."
"All the more reason for me not to change you," replied Biff, clutching the stone to his chest.