When Mikey got back to his bedroom, he sat on his bed, looking at the stone. Then, after he took a moment to think, he said "I wish that I would never have to stick my penis into a vagina."
"There that should take care of it. Now I won't have to worry about getting gross vagina slime all over me."
If Mikey had just thought about it a moment longer he might have realized that he hadn't done anything to get rid of vagina's at all. Mikey though about a girl in his class, that earlier he had thought he would like to have sex with someday. He was a bit relieved when he didn't react at all. He was immune to the sexual allure of girls now it seemed.
It took him a minute more before Mikey's thoughts drifted to some of the boys that he shared gym classes with. Just picturing them naked was making his penis get erect.
"Oh, damn it! I made myself gay. I gotta fix this quick, I want to be gay even less than I want to have sex with a girl and her slimy vagina." Not really taking any time to think about it Mikey blurted the first wish that came to his mind, "I wish that..."
